We eat enough pizza as it is. So it’s a good thing we don’t live in Winnipeg.
That’s the home of Porno Pizza, maker of the sauciest pizza on the market. Inside every box, under the pie, is a naughty picture.
How naughty? Well, Porno Pizza drivers are instructed to ask for photo ID at the door when they deliver. If you’re not 18, no pizza for you.
You’d think this age limit would eliminate a large slice of Porno Pizza’s potential market. But owner Corey Wildeman claims 75 percent of his customers are women, not adolescent males.
We hope Wildeman’s pizzas are better than the titles he’s invented for them. His menu includes the Mr. Big (“for meat lovers”), the Diver’s Delight (topped with seafood) and the Climax (with everything). There are others but it’s best we don’t mention them here.
Wildeman began business with photos supplied by a national provider of racy material. But lately he’s begun using local talent. He says aspiring models — women and men — are beating down his door.
As are customers. Business has boomed since Porno Pizza opened a year ago and Wildeman is now offering franchises across the Great White North.
As Wildeman says, “You’ll never go broke appealing to the lowest common denominator.”
Regular readers of this blog will understand.