Well, it looks like I’m going to have to shut down Slacker Manager.
Either that or I’m going to be fired from my border guard job for blogging. So I’m going to need use the blog to help find myself a new job–anybody hiring, or just want to become what I like to call my "microbenefactors"? Actually, if I get fired for blogging, I’m thinking of just hosting a whole mess of high dollar articles and squeezing the heck out of Google ads. Then I’m going to write the worldwide best seller definitive guide to using blogging technology to harness the power of The Long Tail in cloud seeding above developing nations. It’s complex, but manageable once we get some VC (geez, I hope Fred Wilson reads this). And check this out: I’m going to invent a special technology that allows people to actually record sounds and "broadcast" them using the power of the internets. Then, I’ll do the same thing with pictures and even video. And on your phone. I can hardly wait for me to do all this stuff!
I’ve got some other plans too, but I can’t really talk about them right now. Well not much, anyway. I can say this though. My plans involve famous people that you’ve heard of and revolutionary technology that looks totally like old skool hula hoops. My marketing plan involves trucker hats and Ashton Kutcher. But I can’t really say much more than that. In fact, I may have said too much already.