BOOK PUBLICITY GIMMICK. Looking for a professional businessman to run
throughout downtown D.C., Dupont Circle and Georgetown with a toilet seat
on his head, preferably during hot weather. Job entails dressing
professionally and handing out toilet paper to interested residents. Job
will pay 35 dollars, or 7 dollars an hour, for one afternoon’s worth of
To apply, send your cover letter and resume to firstname.lastname@example.org.
For more info on the job visit: http://www.toiletthenovel.com/ (Site may
still be shut down). See