p>My father sent me this joke about senior management.
Training For Upper Management
A ranch owner walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other and says to the waiter, "Give me a coffee."
The waiter says, "Sure, coming right up!" He gets the ranch owner a tall mug of coffee. After drinking the coffee down in one gulp, he turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, then just walks out.
The next morning the man returns. He has his shotgun in one hand pulling another male buffalo with the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, "Give me a coffee."
The waiter says, "Whoa, man! We’re still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What the heck was all that about, anyway?"
The man smiles and proudly says, "I am training upper management. Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day."
OK, well it is kind of a dumb joke. And I am in NO WAY suggesting harm come to any buffalo. I like buffalo.