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Customer Service Puns

Wednesday, September 19 2007
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Glenn Ross

I'm not saying that the customer service in my bank is bad, but I went in the other day and asked the clerk to check my balance. She leaned over and pushed me!"

Heard on Southwest Airlines just after a very hard landing in Salt Lake City: The flight attendant came on the intercom and said, "That was quite a bump and I know what ya'll are thinking. I'm here to tell you it wasn't the airline's fault, it wasn't the pilot's fault, it wasn't the flight attendants' fault, it was the asphalt!"

 (A tip o' the hat to Stan Kegel. Google his name and you'll find plenty more where these came from:-)

Regards,

Glenn

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